A cop sorted through papers “borrowed” from her target’s room. She hadn't found anything suspicious so far, but she had only gotten a third of the way through. She was still two pages from the halfway mark when there was a sudden motion from behind her and a blunt object struck the back of her neck, killing her instantly.
Somewhere in the world of beeping and booping, there was a light. The light belonged to somebody who was making some pasta as a late dinner. She glanced around the kitchen uneasily, but nobody jumped out of the shadows. It was not her time to die. Whether that was because she was Mafia and the spaghetti sauce was the blood of her enemies or whether the Mafia member was someone else and had decided to kill someone else was unclear at this point in time.
“Hello!” said the ROBOTPRINCESS.
Silente, cop, blinked, confused. “Wait...I'm not dead?!”
“Actually, you are dead! Do not be alarmed! You get to become a robot now! Would you like the ability to shoot lasers! I can give you the ability to shoot lasers! Lasers are fun! Will you be my robot unicorn friend! Please! I've always wanted a robot unicorn friend!”
Sil scowled. The ROBOTPRINCESS was annoying her with all those exclamation marks and the overly chirpy voice. She supposed, though, that she could find a way of using this situation to her advantage. She adopted an overly sweet voice. The robot didn't notice the sarcasm.
The next morning, a cop was picking up some papers she must have carelessly left on the floor when she got a paper cut. She later blamed the slight bloodstain on that incident, not realizing it had been there already.
IT IS NOW DAY 1
You have until Monday night at 10PM to talk. You may vote for a skip day or a target to hang, majority is 3.